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| Subject: Tawa muna kayo dyan!!!!!!!!!! Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:14 pm | |
| ANG LORO
Tuwang-tuwa at parating pinagmamalaki nung Monsignor yung kaniyang alagang loro.
Wika nung Monsignor, "Itong aking loro ay hindi lang napakagaling magsalita kundi napakabanal pa! Kapag aking hinigit yung kadena sa kaniyang kaliwang paa, siya'y magsasalita ng buong dasal ng Ama Namin. Kapag akin namang hinigit yung kadena sa kaniyang kanang paa,siya'y magsasalita ng buong dasal ng Aba Ginoong Maria."
Tanong nung isang aleng nakikinig, "Monsignor, kung sabay mong hatakin yung kadena sa kaniyang magkabilang paa, ano ang kaniyang isasalita?"
Sagot nung Monsignor, "Sapagkat hindi ko pa naisipang gawin yang itinatanong mo, purbahan natin ngayon!" at sabay na hinatak nung Monsignor ang kadena sa magkabilang paa nung loro.
Biglang nagsalita yung loro... "Tangna naman, Padre, mahuhulog ako diyan sa ginagawa mong 'yan, eh!
nyeh!!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IF ONLY
If only ADAM & EVE were Pilipino, they
would not have committed the original sin. ................
Kakanin nila ang ahas at
ibebenta na lang ang mansanas. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PILLSBF: Hon, di ako makatulog pwede ba tayong mag-sex? GF: Hindi pwede! anong palagay mo nung sa kin--sleeping pills? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NAKALUNOK
Man: Doc, help me uminom ako ng baygon. Doc: Bakit, magsusuicide ka? Man: Hindi. Nakalunok kasi ako ng buhay na ipis. Doc: Tange! Dapat kumain ka na lang ng tsinelas. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- namatay na si DA KING.. at ngayon si DABOY naman. baka ako na ang susunod.. - DAGUL --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dugo-dugo gang
SIR: Inday, si sir mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?
SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga 'toh!
INDAY: Kung si sir ka, anong kulay ng panty ko kagabi?
eyngggg --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tatlong madre nagpunta sa palengke: Madre1 : Magkano itong talong? Tindera : Sampung piso ang apat na piraso. Madre2 : Paano yan sister, tatlo lang ang kailangan natin? Madre3 : Bilhin mo na sister, yung isa ulam na lang natin. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Magkumare nag-chichikahan. Mare1 : Kinakausap mo ba ang mister mo habang nakikipag-sex ka? Mare2 : Hindi ah! Pinapatay ko ang celphone ko para di niya ako matawagan.paktai!!!!!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a restaurant, a man met a lovely waitress.
Man: What is your name?
Waitress: Omega, sir.
Man: Beautiful name, how are you related to Omega watch?
Waitress: Same price sir, but different movement!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- anong prutas ang maputi?
ano daw?!?!
-edi! PUTIto. e ano namang prutas ang mas maputi?
ano daw?!?
-e di MASHED PUTIto --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A CUTE STORY
Lolo and Lola agreed to recall their first meeting 50 years ago to make yesterday once more.
Lolo waited in the river with flowers but lola did not arrive. pag uwi ni lolo nasa bed si lola, nakahiga yakap ang unan. lolo, angry, tinapon ang flowers sa floor, "bakit di ka sumipot sa lakad natin?"
lola, covered her face with the unan and pa shy shy na sumagot, "hindi ako pinayagan ni mama e."ngaakkk!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ b]Ms. Universe Intro:[/b]
gutom ako, gutom kayo gutom tayong lahat! HUNGARY!
ola viola! kaserola, tinola, saranggola, arinola ni lola! VENEZULA!
boom!kabum!kablam! AFGHANISTAN
malay mo, malay nya, malay nating lahat! MALAYSIA!
baha dun, baha dito baha sa buong mundo! BAHAMAS!
hindi sakin, hindi sayo, kanino sya? KENYA!
one way, two way there's no other way! NORWAY!
sing ka na, sing ka pa ilabas ang magic sing! SINGAPORE!
mula sa lupang kulang ang bigas san damakmak na mandurugas! PILIPINAS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sabi ng puso ko, mahal ko sya
sabi naman ng utak ko, di tama
ang sabi ko naman..
o ikaw bituka, atay, kidney, baka gusto nyo rin magcomment? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dalawang magkumpare nagkita isang araw...
pare1: pare, bakit maraming pasa yang mukha moh..
pare2: kasi nabugbog ako ng mga tao sa airplane eh..
pare1: bakit naman pare?
pare2: ewan ko nga eh,, tinawag ko lang naman 'yong frend ko ehh..
pare1: ha? ano?..bakit ano bang sinabi mo?
pare2: hi, Jack!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HISTORY LESSON Teacher - Who killed Ferdinand Magellan? The name starts with L and L. Student - Lito Lapid? Teacher - Wrong! Hint, matapang siya at walang kinatatakutan. Student - Mam, si Loren Legarda? Teacher - Wrong pa rin. Hint uli, inuulit kung bigkasin ang pangalan nya. Student - Naku, si Lot-lot Mam?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- misis na aso
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu (umiiyak yung asawa ni pedro na si katrina)
Pedro:hon bakit ka umiiyak ??
Katrina:kasi yung kapit bahay natin inaasar akong aso! huhuhuhuhuhu
Pedro: langhiya yun... bakit di mo kinagat!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Arab Sheikh was admitted at the Philippine Heart Center in Manila for a heart transplant , but prior to the surgery , the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood , it couldn't be found locally , so , the call went out to a number of provinces.
Finally an Old Ilocano , from Cagayan , was located who had a similar type of blood. The Ilocano willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery , the Arab sent the Ilocano as appreciation for giving his blood , a new Toyota Prado , diamonds , jewelry , and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Ilocano who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery , the Arab sent the Ilocano a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets.
The Ilocano was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him:
'I thought that you would be generous again , that you would again give me a Toyota Prado , Money , Diamonds and Jewelry...but you only gave me a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets!'
To this the Arab replied:
'Manong...I now have Ilocano blood in my veins!' nyahahahaha naging kuripot tuloy yung ARABO | |
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