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noah_kasannagi



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Location : Jeddah, KSA
Registration date : 2008-05-06

PostSubject: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Tue May 05, 2009 6:34 pm

Parrot sa dumadaang lalake: Panget! Panget!

Guy: Pag sinabi mo pa ulit yan sakin, papatayin na kita!

Nextday....

Parrot: pssst........

Guy: bakit?

Parrot: alam mo na....



Nung bata ako, tuwing may kasal lagi ako tinutukso nila lolo't lola
"uuy, sya na susunod...." Tumigil lang sila nung may ililibing at tnukso ko
sila ng , "uuy, sila na susunod"



LADY: doc, meron po akong brownish discharge. Parang na in-fect.

DR : gaano kadalas ka mag sex?

LADY: Once a year po.

DR : Ahh, hindi yan infection, KALAWANG YAN!!




GIRL: Ang puti ng bird mo!

BOY : Aba syempre! Likas papaya ata gamit ko dyan!

GIRL: Ginagamitan mo din ba ng downy?

BOY : Bakit, bango ba?

GIRL: Lambot eh! Razz Very Happy



CENSUS: Mrs, ilan bang anak nyo?

MRS: 14 po

CENSUS: Ang dami naman! Di ba kayo gumagamit ng pills, condom,
withdrawal o rhythm?

MRS: Hindi po, kwan ni Mr. lang po talaga!



Doc: Bukod sakin me nauna ka bang kinunsulta sa sakit mo?

Patient: Sa albularyo ho.

Doc: Anong katarantaduhan ang ipinayo sayo?

Patient: Punta daw ako sa inyo.



Bakit ayaw bumaba sa jeep ang mga babae sa corner Gen. Tinio St sa
Caloocan....... Kasi, ang sigaw ng driver " O, YUNG MGA BABABA, KANTO TINIO NA."



Loi: "May mga friends ako nagpa-enhance ng suso. Ok lang ba sayo kung
magpadagdag din ako?

Erap: "Ewan ko, paranghindi yata bagay sayo ang tatlong suso."



Mental patient was singing while lying in his hospital bed. After a
song, he turned facedown 2 sing again.

NURSE: bakit ka bumaliktad?

PATIENT: Side B na kase e.



ERAP nasa likod ni FVR sa pila sa ATM.......

ERAP: hahaha..... alam ko na pin mo

FVR: Ano?

ERAP: apat na asterisk.



WIFE: doc, bakit lumalabas ang mga ugat sa bird ng mister ko?

DOC: Varicose veins yon!

WIFE: Anong cause nun?

DOC: pareho din sa legs mo....pag laging nakatayo!! Razz Razz



PATIENT: doc, malungkot dito sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan aking
sarili.

DOC: Ano naman laman ng sulat mo?

PATIENT: di ko pa alam kase next week ko pa matatanggap eh.



Guro: ano dapat gawin pag may lindol?

Boy: Buksan po ang ilaw!

Guro: Bakit?

Boy: Kase po sa bahay kubo namin madalas lumindol kapag gabi, pero pag
switch ko ilaw biglang tumitigil!!!



Bisaya1: gara ng kutsi! Siguro ki miyur yan?

Bisaya2: dili day!

Bisaya1: ki hipi?

Bisaya2: tunto k man bay! Ki Father yan! Gisulat na nga sa likud oh!
"SAFARI"



BADING MAY BINILI SA MERCURY............

Bading: miss may XXL ba kayo na condom?

Miss: meron po, bibili ba kayo?

Bading: Hindi, aabangan ko ang bibili nyan?



1 lady 2 another: How do you make your husband punctual in coming home
from work?

LADY: simple........ I told him sex will start at exactly 9pm, with or
without him.......
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Tue May 05, 2009 7:20 pm

nyahahhai tol noah lol! thanks sa tawa lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Wed May 06, 2009 4:30 am

wahahahha tol noah ...napatawa moko ah jejejejeje..

tnx tol god bless...



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noah_kasannagi



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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Wed May 06, 2009 7:04 am

hahahahaha,pero mejo rated R yan eh..Anyhow thanks mga tol Laughing cheer's..gud day to all...
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Wed May 06, 2009 10:02 am

huhuhuhu hihihihihi hahahahhaha salamat tol dre sa mga jokes mo naiiyak tuloy ako sa kakatawa

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noah_kasannagi



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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Wed May 06, 2009 11:19 pm

Ngak tol dre..hehehehe..dame pa yang kasunod..andito lang para sa inyo lahat..

Laughter is the best medicine Very Happy Laughing

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jay-r_kasannagi
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Thu May 07, 2009 12:37 am

Quote :
1 lady 2 another: How do you make your husband punctual in coming home
from work?

LADY: simple........ I told him sex will start at exactly 9pm, with or
without him.......

katawa... lol! salamat tol Smile

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PostSubject: Tawa kayo ulit dyan   Thu May 07, 2009 6:22 pm

Tol noah lol!
Hahaha,nawala po antok ko
Thanks po tol
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Fri May 08, 2009 5:43 am

wahahaha tol noah tnx s jok... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Fri May 08, 2009 10:05 am

lol! lol!
galing mu pla mgpatawa tol noah, lol!
tnx a lot tol, npatawa tlaga aq sa mga jokes. Nwala antok q dun ah Razz


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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Sat May 09, 2009 3:17 am

Hahahaha Tol nOah tnx po s pgpapatawa s mga joke u...
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Sat May 09, 2009 3:17 am

Hahahaha Tol nOah tnx po s pgpapatawa s mga joke u...
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Sun May 10, 2009 9:59 pm

wahahahahaha..ang saya saya..meron pa yan..dame pa yan..tnx mga tol ....
laughter is the best medicine.....
cheer's Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kayo ulet dyan...   Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:14 pm

HUHUHU! . . .TOL NOAH TAKIT NA TIYAN KO KATATAWA KINAKABAGAN NA AKO HAHAHA! . .

galing po ng mga jokes u tol noah pakit nga po uhmwah hehe . . .ang saya
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