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noah_kasannagi



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PostSubject: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:24 pm

Text messages ng mag-ina
Son - "no more allowance, send money"
Dad - "no more money, tighten your belt"
Son - "send belt"



Darna
Pedro - Nang girlfriend ko pa lang ang misis ko ang tawag ko sa kanya ay
Darna dahil seksi sya. Ngayon ang tawag ko sa kanya ay Dorna.
Pablo - Bakit Dorna?
Pedro - Kasing lapad na sya ng DOOR NAmin.



Survey
Mister - (nagbabasa ng diaryo) Ayon dito sa survey, ang lalaking may
asawa ay mas mahaba ang buhay keysa lalaking walang asawa.
Misis - Kaya pasalamat ka at napangasawa mo ako.
Mister - Kaya dapat humanap ako ng isa pang asawa para mas humaba
pa ang buhay ko!



For better or for worse
Mister - Hon, may malaki akong problema...
Misis - Ngayong kasal na tayo, ang problema mo ay problema na natin.
Mister - Ganun?
Misis - Oo, dahil iisa na tayo ngayon. Ano bang problema natin?
Mister - Kase nabuntis natin si Inday at tayo ang ama!



Newly wed
Bride - Hon, magiging tatlo na tayo dito sa bahay.
Groom - Talaga? Magiging Tatay na ako?
Bride - Hindi! Dito na titira si Mommy ko.



Magastos
Misis - Tigilan mo na yang beer at magastos na bisyo.
Mister - Mas magastos na bisyo ang make-up mo.
Misis - Hoy, nagmemake-up ako para maging maganda sa iyo.
Mister - Mas gumaganda ka sa paningin ko pagnagbibeer ako!



Pulutan
Mister - Honey, anung pulutan namin?
Misis - Pata.
Mister - Wow, sarap!
Misis - Pata-galan na lang kayo ng kwentuhan.



In God we trust
Babae - Baka magbunga ang pagkakasala natin, Padre. Natatakot ako...
Padre - Ipaubaya natin ang lahat sa nasa itaas. Di nya tayo pababayaan.
Sakristan - Hoy, huwag nyo akong idamay dyan at naglilinis lang ako ng
kampana dito sa itaas!



Pautang
Mayor - Pare, pautang nman ng isang libo, babayaran ko pagdating ng
misis ko galing America.
Erap - Sure! Teka kelan ba ang dating ng misis mo?
Mayor - Di ko pa alam. Nag-apply pa lang siya ng US immigrant visa kahapon.





History pa rin
Teacher - Renato, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Renato - Hindi po, Mam.
Teacher - Rowena, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Rowena - Hindi rin po, Mam.
Teacher - Wala ba sa inyo ang nakakikilala kay Jose Rizal?
Jasmine - Mam, baka sa kabilang section siya...



History at current events
Teacher - Alam nyo na ba kung sino ang pumatay kay Andres Bonifacio?
Student - Mam, nasa TV Patrol na po ba?



At sa science class naman
The teacher was showing the ill effects of alcohol. She dropped a worm
in a glass filled with alcohol and the worm died instantly.
Teacher - What did you learn from this demo?
Student - If we drink alcohol we don't get worms!



Beautiful
Teacher - Use the word "beautiful" in a sentence?
Student - "My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?"
Teacher - Thank you, it's very flattering. Now, translate it in Tagalog.
Student - "Ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?"



Past, Present, and Future

Teacher - Fidel, ano ang past tense ng laba?
Fidel - Naglaba, mam.
Teacher - Good. Gloria, ano ang present tense ng laba?
Gloria - Naglalaba, mam.
Teacher - Very good! Joseph, ano ang future tense ng laba?
Joseph - Magsasampay, mam!



Anniversary gift daw
Misis - Hon, anong gift mo sa akin sa silver annivesary natin?
Mister - Dadalhin kita sa Riyad.
Misis - Wow, how sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin?
Mister - Susunduin na kita dun.





First timer
Bagong salta sa Manila si Ambo atfirst time na nag-taxi. Pag-upo sa taxi ay
sampung piso agad ang unang patak ng metro. Napatayo siya upang kunin ang
pitaka sa likurang bulsa at tingnan kung may sapat siyang pera. Naging
dalawang piso naman ang sumunod na patak ng metro. Napansin ng driver na
nakatayo pa rin si Ambo.

Driver - Sir, upo muna kayo at malayo pang biyahe natin.
Ambo - E, sampung piso ang patak ng metro pagnakaupo at dalawang piso
lang pagnakatayo. Tatayo na lang ako para makatipid.
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:57 pm

hahaha tol noah lol! thanks po tol...
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:35 pm

HAHAHAHAHA..thanks tol tatum Razz lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:22 pm

TNX KUYA QEW!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:41 pm

Hahahaha tol sushi wafah...
ur wc po :Dcheer's.
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:29 pm

nyahahai lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:36 am

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PostSubject: Re: Tawa kau jan part 5......   Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:59 am

Hahahaha tol rhea @ tol yao...Pangtanggal ng homsik..wahehehGood day.
Cheer's Very Happy
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