jay-r_kasannagi
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Number of posts : 1783
Age : 42
Location : Brunei Darussalam,The Kingdom of Unexpected Boredom
Registration date : 2008-05-27
 |  Subject: Joke tym....  Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:09 pm | |
| HUBAD NA
Girl: Hubad mo na bra ko.
Boy: Iyan hubad na.
Girl: Hubad mo na rin panty ko.
Boy: 'Yan hubad na rin.
Girl: Sa susuenod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga gamit ko, walanghiya!
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HONEYMOON
Mikee Cojuanco: Honey, i-shoot mong mabuti ha!
Dudut Jaworski: Oo ba, basta galingan mong mangabayo!
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ITLOG NA PULA
Two wives are buying of itlog in the local market.
Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko.
Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula???
Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!!
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SECOND THOUGHT
Amo: Inday, pagdating ng buyer ng bahay, sabihin mo na nag-sesecond thought pa kami ng sir mo.
Maid: Upu, Mam!
Later…
Buyer: Saan ang amo mo?
Maid: Si Sir pu at si Mam eh nagsisikentut pa pu.
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GLOW
Pari: Sister, halika dito sa kuwarto ko…
Sister: Diyos ko!!!
Pari: Sara mo yung pinto at patayin mo ang ilaw…
Sister: Diyos ko!!!
Pari: Tabi ka sa akin.
Sister: Oh my God!!!
Pari: Tingnan mo itong relo ko. GLOW in the dark. | |
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Jazmine_kasannagi
Number of posts : 443
Age : 39
Location : Brunei Darussalam
Registration date : 2008-07-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke tym.... Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:15 am | |
| nyahahhha nice jokes tol jay.....kinabag tuloy tiyan kew  | |
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tatum_kasannagi
Number of posts : 705
Age : 39
Location : BRUNEI DARUSSALAM
Registration date : 2008-10-12
| | Subject: joke tym... Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:26 pm | |
| nyahahahaha tol jay... sakit tyan ko sa kakatawa.....  | |
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jeni
Number of posts : 178
Age : 48
Location : riyadh,saudi arabia
Registration date : 2008-04-06
| | Subject: Re: Joke tym.... Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:29 pm | |
| Wow nakakatawa talaga tol jayr ah hahaha sumakit panga ko sa katatawa | |
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