dunno, but these really made me laugh.
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LOVE AND MARRIAGE CYCLE
1-2 yrs: magkasalo sa plato
3-5 yrs: tig-isang plato
5-7 yrs: nagbabatuhan na ng plato
8-10 yrs: wala na silang plato
This is what we call PLATOnic love!
and most especially, this.
LEARNING FRENCH
City - ce vou
Drug - sha vou
Good bye - va vou
Bald - cal vou
Caught in the act - navo cou
Feathers - valahi vou
Not clear - mala vou
Cute - a cou