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jay-r_kasannagi
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Location : Brunei Darussalam,The Kingdom of Unexpected Boredom
Registration date : 2008-05-27

PostSubject: Joke tym....   Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:09 pm

HUBAD NA

Girl: Hubad mo na bra ko.

Boy: Iyan hubad na.

Girl: Hubad mo na rin panty ko.

Boy: 'Yan hubad na rin.

Girl: Sa susuenod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga gamit ko, walanghiya!

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HONEYMOON

Mikee Cojuanco: Honey, i-shoot mong mabuti ha!

Dudut Jaworski: Oo ba, basta galingan mong mangabayo!


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ITLOG NA PULA

Two wives are buying of itlog in the local market.

Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko.

Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula???

Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!!


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SECOND THOUGHT

Amo: Inday, pagdating ng buyer ng bahay, sabihin mo na nag-sesecond thought pa kami ng sir mo.

Maid: Upu, Mam!

Later…

Buyer: Saan ang amo mo?

Maid: Si Sir pu at si Mam eh nagsisikentut pa pu.

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GLOW

Pari: Sister, halika dito sa kuwarto ko…

Sister: Diyos ko!!!

Pari: Sara mo yung pinto at patayin mo ang ilaw…

Sister: Diyos ko!!!

Pari: Tabi ka sa akin.

Sister: Oh my God!!!

Pari: Tingnan mo itong relo ko. GLOW in the dark.

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---->simple guy next door<----
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PostSubject: Re: Joke tym....   Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:15 am

nyahahhha nice jokes tol jay.....kinabag tuloy tiyan kew lol!
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PostSubject: joke tym...   Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:26 pm

nyahahahaha tol jay... sakit tyan ko sa kakatawa.....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke tym....   Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:29 pm

Wow nakakatawa talaga tol jayr ah hahaha sumakit panga ko sa katatawa
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