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PostSubject: ways to know you are a Filipino   Mon May 11, 2009 1:05 pm

Ways To Know You Are A Filipino

1. You point with your lips
2. You nod upwards to greet someone.
3. You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir".
4. You smile for no reason.
5. You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
6. You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
7. You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," "Bhoy," "Rhon."
8. You put your hands together in front of you as if to make a path and
say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the
TV
9. You like everything imported or "state-side."
10. You Check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.
11. You always offer food to all your visitors.
12. You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."
13. You say "for take out" instead of "to go."
14. You asked for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."
15. You asked for a "pentel-pen" or a "ball-pen" instead of just "pen."
16. You order a McDonald's instead of "hamburger"(pronounced ham-boor-jer)
17. You say "Ha?" instead of "What."
18. You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.
19. You answer when someone yells "Hoy."
20. You turn around when someone says "Psst!"
21. Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo."
22. You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over acting, or "TNT" for, well, you know.
23. You say "air con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
24. You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out."
25. You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room.
26. You own a Karaoke System.
27. You own a piano that no one ever plays.
28. You own a "barrel man" (you pull up the barrel and you see something that looks familiar. schwing...)
29. You refer to your VCR as a "beytamax
30. You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging somewhere in the dining room
31. Your car has too many "burloloys" like a Jipneys back in P.I.
32. You hang a Rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
33. You order a "soft drink" instead of a "soda."
34. You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutimate as "Ajinomoto"
35. This you 'll agree 100% ... Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairytale.
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PostSubject: Re: ways to know you are a Filipino   Tue May 12, 2009 2:46 pm

Hahahahaha lol!

jan mo nga mahahalata na Pinoy isang tao, Razz
tol am


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PostSubject: Re: ways to know you are a Filipino   Wed May 13, 2009 8:25 am

my kulang pa jan tol...

sa living room my mga nakasabit na framed diploma at mga framed pictures Razz

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PostSubject: Re: ways to know you are a Filipino   Tue May 26, 2009 12:03 am

MAY KULANG PA MGA TOL SA CR OR BATHROOM AY LAGING MAY TABO NYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Smile
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PostSubject: Re: ways to know you are a Filipino   Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:01 pm

AHAK DAMI TAGAL KO NAGREAD! . . .
HEHE. . .

WHAH TOL
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PostSubject: Ways to know you are a filipino   Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:36 am

Pinoy nga lol! galing po tol amber
Tol jay at tol wasa lol!
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