A Sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile and pyromaniac in a psychiatric ward:
Sadist : Hey! why dont we torture a cat?
Zoophile : Yeah! We'll torture t then f*ck it.
Murderer : might as well torture it, f*ck it and then kill it.
Necrophile : Ok! So we'll torture it, f*ck it, kill it then f*ck it again.
Pyromaniac : Yeah! after doing it all, we'll set it on fire!
Then they looked at the masochist and said : "What about you? Dont you have anything to say?"
Masochist : Meowww....