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hiro
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PostSubject: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:33 pm

Couple talking

wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.

husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?

wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.

husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?

umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa

bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.

wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami

sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex

or bake ako ng cake.

husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?

wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!


NGAK!!!! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:40 pm

Husband: "Paratina lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!"
Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!"
Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!"
Wife: "Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"

Sa harap ng nursery window;
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!

Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Ano occassion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"

Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can
turn men into women.
After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable,
irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"

WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MONA!!!

WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO
HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako..

RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA : we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: you can't go there, you'll burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!

Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!
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PostSubject: Re: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:12 pm

wahahaha wat a nice joke tol hiro....tnx!!! Very Happy Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:03 pm

Wahahahahahaha.... ang kulit ng jokes mo 'tol !!!
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PostSubject: Re: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:54 am

welcome tol jazmine and tol sushi Very Happy lol!

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PostSubject: Re: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:23 am

Hahahaha so nice pasaway joke tol hiro, hahaha.. Tnx po.
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PostSubject: Re: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:15 am

Hakhak tol hiro pinasaya mu ang daigdig ko hehe.tenk tol hir.
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PostSubject: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:44 am

Hala lol! thanks po tol hiro
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PostSubject: Re: A COUPLE'S JOKE   Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:02 am

lol! lol!

thanks po tol hiro, cheers

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